Round One: SOUTHEAST Regional Results & Recap

#1 Darth Vader vs. #16 AlbusDumbledore

Results: Winner = Darth Vader (87%) / Loser = Dumbledore (13%)

Recap: Vader may not be Dumbledore’s father, but the Force was not “strong in this one.” Dumbledore crumbled like a walker-bound geriatric patient.

#8 Batman vs. #9 Norman Bates

Results: Winner = Batman (67%) / Loser = Norman Bates (33%)

Recap: Psycho Bates arrived with mommy’s wig and knife in hand, but Batman has the bat mobile and utility belt. Seriously. No contest.

#5 Jigsaw vs. #12 Ash

Results: Winner = Ash (80%) / Loser = Jigsaw (20%)

Recap: Not surprising, the one-handed chain saw wielding Evil Dead survivor and kick-ass demon hunter locked Jigsaw in one of his own demented death traps.

#4 Mahatma Gandhi vs. #13 Cruella DeVille

Results: Winner = Gandhi (67%) / Loser = Cruella Deville (33%)

Recap: The ideological Indian who pioneered nonviolence resistance never had it so easy. He didn’t have to kick her ass. Cruella DeVille is a f*#@ing cartoon.

#6 Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. #11 Godzilla

Results: Winner = Obi-Wan (80%) / Loser = Godzilla (20%)

Recap: When the mental mind tricks “These are not the Japanese you’re looking for” failed to influence the movie monster, Obi-Wan lightsabered his head off.

#3 Hal 9000 vs. #14 Neo

Results: Winner = Neo (53%) / Loser = Hal 9000 (47%)

Recap: That red eye. That voice. The horror. But in the end, Neo is “The One” destined to liberate humanity into the real world, pulled the plug. Game Over.

#7 Predator vs. #10 The Bride

Results: Winner = The Bride (60%) / Loser = The Predator (40%)

Recap: Lesson learned: Don’t mess with a pissed off woman holding a Samurai sword, fueled with seething retribution and an abducted daughter.

#2 The Terminator vs. #15 William Wallace

Results: Winner = The Terminator (80%) / Loser = William Wallace (20%)

Recap: The “You can take our lives., but you can’t take our freedom” Speech did little for Wallace, as it’s quantifiably clear that the Terminator will “be back.”