We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. It was…
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In Hollywood’s quest to take every classic movie ever made and put a modern twist on it (as opposed to…
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Everyone loves Puss (Antonio Banderas), including people who dislike Shrek. If you don’t find him irresistible, especially when he’s daintily…
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So this weekend I went to see Johnny English Reborn. And you know what? It wasn’t horrible! I know, I…
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I’ve long suspected that the financial meltdown was a result of mad scientists. Specifically, how we stopped paying scientists, and…
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Going into yet another big-budget version of Alexandre Dumas’ swashbuckling classic, The Three Musketeers, one wonders just what more could…
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The first Paranormal Activity reinforced the fact that movies can be made on the cheap as long as you have…
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It isn’t a coincidence that when the film is mentioned, people question its name saying, “I can never remember it.”…
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Kevin Smith is unquestionably one of the most polarizing directors working today. Ever since Clerks debuted in 1994, a cult…
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John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) is one of the few perfect films in the history of cinema. I’ll fight you…
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