Motherfucking sharks eating people in a motherfucking lake?! In motherfucking 3D?! Take my money and hand over the glasses. The…
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Two women’s stories intertwine in this film about discovery and history; unfortunately, one of them is significantly less interesting than…
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I hate to do this, but I—as a film critic—am going to give a shi-shi foreign film a positive review.…
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When I know I’m writing a review on a film, I attempt to view it with a critical, unbiased eye.…
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A lot can be said for a good first act. It’s got to be tight—that is to say concisely well-written…
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It’s easy to get caught up in our own lives here in America, forgetting just what things are like in…
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In an old, storied house, a young child struggles nightly to survive the dreaded darkness and the terrors it holds;…
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Our Idiot Brother is an indie comedy that stars Paul Rudd, Elizabeth Banks, Zooey Deschanel, Emily Mortimer, Kathryn Hahn, Steve…
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Back in my day, Spy Kids was an awesome movie about two quarreling siblings who didn’t think their parents were…
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When remembering the Arnold Schwarzenegger career-making original, only a couple things come to mind: that awesome score, and that opening…
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