Round One: EAST Regional Results & Recap

#1 Hannibal Lecter vs. #16 Jacob Black

Results: Winner = Hannibal Lecter (96%) / Loser = Jacob Black (4%)

Recap: A silver blade through the heart, and Dr. Lecter ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Are you surprised? 

#8 Edward Scissorhands vs. #9 Jaws

Results: Winner = Jaws (72%) / Loser = Edward Sicissorhands (28%)

Recap: The shark took a bite, the ocean turned red, and in spite of all Edward’s slicing and dicing, Scissor-Boy got ripped to pieces. 

#5 John McClane vs. #12 Catherine Tramell

Results: Winner = John McClane (72%) / Loser = Catherine Tramell (28%)

Recap: The ice pick yielding femme fatale psycho killer was no match to McClaine’s never-say-day-trigger-finger. Yipee-ki-yay, indeed! 

#4 Carrie vs. #13 Captain Jack Sparrow

Results: Winner = Captain Jack Sparrow (64%) / Loser = Carrie (36%)

Recap: When blood-covered Carrie stood between Sparrow’s rum, it was no contest. A man and his rum is a special thing.

#6 Optimus Prime vs. #11 Hans Gruber

Results: Winner = Hans Gruber (60%) / Loser = Optimus Prime (40%)

Recap: A hockey mask and machete was no match to the power of the force. Win or win not. There is no try. Win this one, Yoda did.

#3 Yoda vs. #14 Jason Voorhees

Results: Winner = Yoda (88%) / Loser = Jason Voorhees (12%)

Recap: One did rise and one did fall. But this time, it was Mr. Gruber who pushed Optimus Prime off the Nakatomi tower. Splat! 

#7 Spock vs. #10 Chucky

Results: Winner = Spock (64%) / Loser = Chucky (36%)

Recap: A murderous, red-headed doll facing off against the Vulcan death grip? Seriously, it’s just not logical. 

#2 Rocky Balboa vs. #15 Gollum

Results: Winner = Rocky (56%) / Loser = Gollum (44%)

Recap: Yo Adrian! The South Paw lands a left hook, knocking Gollum right in his precious and straight out of Middle Earth.