By Michael Schilf · March 18, 2011
#1 Superman vs. #16 Nurse Ratchet
Results: Winner = Superman (54%) / Loser = Nurse Ratchet (46%)
Recap: When Superman refused to take his medication orally, Nurse Ratchet arranged for him to have it “some other way” and that was super mistake.
#8 King Kong vs. #9 Wolverine
Results: Winner = Wolverine (51%) / Loser = King Kong (49%)
Recap: It took a near-indestructible metal ally adamantium skeleton with three retracing claws and 3,751 strikes for David to finally take out Goliath.
#5 Han Solo vs. #12 Joan Crawford
Results: Winner = Han Solo (88%) / Joan Crawford (12%)
Recap: “Yes, Your Highnessness” Bang! Bang! An overbearing and abusive mother was no match for a good blaster at Han’s side.
#4 Ellen Ripley vs. #13 Travis Bickle
Results: Winner = Ellen Ripley (58%) / Loser = Travis Bickle (42%)
Recap: Ripley was the ultimate badass: tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, particle beam phalanx. Vwap! A Bickle deep fry.
#6 Michael Myers vs. #11 Sergeant Martin Riggs
Results: Winner = Sgt. Riggs (67%) / Loser = Michael Myers (33%)
Recap: Unfortunately for Myers, his psychosis was no match for Gibson’s crazy. The fight was over before you could say “career suicide.”
#3 The Joker vs. #14 Inigo Montoya
Results: Winner = The Joker (67%) / Loser = Inigo Montoya (33%)
Recap: “Why so serious?” Inigo wasn't "prepared to die.” Before he could even say, “Hello, My name is…” the Joker massacred him and his father.
#7 Maximus Decimus Meridius vs. #10 Michael Corleone
Results: Winner = Maximus (54%) / Loser = Michael Corleone (46%)
Recap: Corleone took a hit out on Maximus, but The General screamed "UNLEASH HELL” and threw the Godfather to the lions – an offer he couldn't refuse.
#2 James Bond vs. #15 Agent Smith
Results: Winner = James Bond (58%) / Loser = Agent Smith (42%)
Recap: Gadgets? Bombs? Q? As a true 21st century man, Bond needed only his computer this time. He hit the delete button and Smith was gone. GAME OVER.