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Round One: WEST Regional Results & Recap

By Michael Schilf · March 18, 2011

#1 Superman vs. #16 Nurse Ratchet

Results: Winner = Superman (54%) / Loser = Nurse Ratchet (46%)

Recap: When Superman refused to take his medication orally, Nurse Ratchet arranged for him to have it “some other way” and that was super mistake.

 

#8 King Kong vs. #9 Wolverine

Results: Winner = Wolverine (51%) / Loser = King Kong (49%)

Recap: It took a near-indestructible metal ally adamantium skeleton with three retracing claws and 3,751 strikes for David to finally take out Goliath.

 

#5 Han Solo vs. #12 Joan Crawford

Results: Winner = Han Solo (88%) / Joan Crawford (12%)

Recap: “Yes, Your Highnessness” Bang! Bang! An overbearing and abusive mother was no match for a good blaster at Han’s side.

 

#4 Ellen Ripley vs. #13 Travis Bickle

Results: Winner = Ellen Ripley (58%) / Loser = Travis Bickle (42%)

Recap: Ripley was the ultimate badass: tactical smart missiles, phase-plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, particle beam phalanx. Vwap! A Bickle deep fry.

 

#6 Michael Myers vs. #11 Sergeant Martin Riggs

Results: Winner = Sgt. Riggs (67%) / Loser = Michael Myers (33%)

Recap: Unfortunately for Myers, his psychosis was no match for Gibson’s crazy. The fight was over before you could say “career suicide.”

 

#3 The Joker vs. #14 Inigo Montoya

Results: Winner = The Joker (67%) / Loser = Inigo Montoya (33%)

Recap: “Why so serious?” Inigo wasn't "prepared to die.” Before he could even say, “Hello, My name is…” the Joker massacred him and his father.

 

#7 Maximus Decimus Meridius vs. #10 Michael Corleone

Results: Winner = Maximus (54%) / Loser = Michael Corleone (46%)

Recap: Corleone took a hit out on Maximus, but The General screamed "UNLEASH HELL” and threw the Godfather to the lions – an offer he couldn't refuse.

 

#2 James Bond vs. #15 Agent Smith

Results: Winner = James Bond (58%) / Loser = Agent Smith (42%)

Recap: Gadgets? Bombs? Q? As a true 21st century man, Bond needed only his computer this time. He hit the delete button and Smith was gone. GAME OVER.