Round One: SOUTHWEST Regional Results & Recap

#1 Indiana Jones vs. #16 Alex Forrest

Results: Winner = Indiana Jones (96%) / Loser = Alex Forrest (4%)

Recap: Forrest had Indy in her web of rabbit stew… too bad she’s a sucker for dates. Bad dates.

#8 Freddy Krueger vs. #9 Zorro

Results: Winner = Freddy Krueger (76%) / Loser = Zorro (24%)

Recap: Zorro sliced and diced, but Freddy just waited until the benzodiazepines took affect… and then it was a snooze fest nightmare.

#5 Tony Montana vs. #12 Jason Bourne

Results: Winner = Jason Bourne (60%) / Loser = Tony Montana (40%)

Recap: Bourne said ‘ello to Montana’s lil’ friend… but in the end, Montana’s Ultimatum became The Bourne Supremacy.

#4 Tyler Durden vs. #13 Laura Croft

Results: Winner = Tyler Durden (92%) / Loser = Laura Croft (8%)

Recap: Croft crumbled when she realized Tyler was actually her alter ego. The first rule of fight club: Never mess with Tyler Durden.

#6 Jack Torrence vs. #11 Lestat de Lioncourt

Results: Winner = Jack Torrence (72%) / Loser = Lestat de Lioncourt (28%)

Recap: “Here’s Johnny!” And so it goes… Lestat’s bite was no match for axe-wielding-stake-driving REDRUM.

#3 John Rambo vs. #14 Regina George

Results: Winner = John Rambo (72%) / Loser = Regina George (28%)

Recap: Sure, Regina is a “Mean Girl,” but she “drew first blood,” and Rambo’s got a really big knife.

#7 Mad Max Rockatansky vs. #10 Lord Voldermort

Results: Winner = Lord Voldermort (72%) / Loser = Mad Max Rockatansky (28%)

Recap: Are you surprised? He who cannot be named also cannot be killed, and Mad Max eats dog food out of the can.

#2 Harry Callahan vs. #15 Gordon Gekko

Results: Winner = Harry Callahan (72%) / Loser = Gordon Gekko (28%)

Recap: “Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?” Apparently, the power of GREED doesn’t stack up against a .44 Magnum.