5. Class of Nuke ‘Em High (1986)

These days, there isn’t a government official anywhere who would ever build a high school next to a nuclear power plant if they want reelected, but in 1986—fair game! At least in New Jersey, apparently, where teenagers hopped up on radioactive marijuana hallucinate, before a pregnant teenage girl spits a nuclear monster into a toilet. Riveting, I know. The monster then kills all the drug-dealing teenagers and eventually the building explodes. This was quite possibly the best anti-drug ad before “This is your brain on drugs.” Any questions? Just one: Why isn’t this in your B-horror movie collection?