Completed in 2010, Panos Cosmatos' debut film Beyond the Black Rainbow is finally seeing American distribution. Does this matter to…
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Anyone aspiring to be a fascist dictator first needs to make sure that they're completely insane. Saddam Hussein, Muammar Gaddafi,…
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Battleship was a hit, and it sunk my low expectations. I walked into the empty theatre fully expecting a two-hour…
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I assume large ensemble movies exist because it is difficult to write a singular, cohesive plotline that can captivate the…
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Vibrators. That’s right folks, vibrators. Sales records don’t lie, these devices are very near and dear to millions and millions…
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Season five of Gossip Girl started out with such potential. But by the end, it became more tiresome to watch…
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If I had a nickel for every time I heard someone say, “Why do I still keep watching Smash,” I’d…
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For seven seasons Future Ted Mosby (voiced by Bob Saget) has been telling his extremely long-winded story about how he…
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Much like the cursed town of Storybrooke, my feelings toward Once Upon A Time are a constant battle between love…
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Why must it always be vampires? I am jealous of my friend Sean, who was blissfully unaware of the context…
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