I like Coke more than Pepsi, and Underworld more than Resident Evil. Femme fatales Milla Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale have…
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In glorious celebration of our inevitable demise, Brock reviews a different end-of-the-world film each week until 2013, or the Rapture,…
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There are few fantasies more relaxing than the Apocalypse. Upon glimpsing the un-making of all existence, one feels a profound…
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Sherlock Holmes is either the least capable detective on the planet, or the greatest. He can stop time, envision the…
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Great writers have a contentious relationship with their hometowns. For reference, see Faulkner, Hemingway, or Colin Hanks' character in Orange…
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I am broken. I learned that this year. There was an active campaign of personal re-invention, and today, I am…
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The biopic is a strange device: the retelling/re-imagining of a human life, condensed into an hour and thirty minutes, wherein…
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. It was…
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I’ve long suspected that the financial meltdown was a result of mad scientists. Specifically, how we stopped paying scientists, and…
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John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982) is one of the few perfect films in the history of cinema. I’ll fight you…
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